Jane Frances

Loucaski/vecteezy.com  There is one thing that I know that will eventually kill that small girl Onome, it's Amebo. You think I'm being too harsh, isn't it? Wait till you hear what I have to say. I used to be very close to her mother, in fact, you will not be wrong if you called us friends, but that brat Onome spoiled everything. Two weeks ago, her ugly mother came here to warn me  to stay away from her husband, can you imagine? that her equally ugly daughter had caught me making passes at Mr Benji, her husband ( claps hand together and smirks). But tell me, how can I stoop so low to have anything to do with that poor, potbellied man?. I mean, look at me now (adjusts dress dramatically) a beauty and more, I own not one, nor two, but three super markets across town.  Hmm, I tell you, that woman and her daughter are plain dumb, besides, what does a  a thirteen year old girl know about making passes at a man? Mtcheew, I don't blame them o, it is the kind of insult fourty...

 Bobo was beside himself with excitement as he stood on the assembly ground with his colleagues, but he tried not to show it though. He had pulled yet another prank on the school; come on! the pure genius of it all. He could see the principal now, a.k.a, his newest victim, blabbing about how the culprit will be found and expelled, yen yen yen. " You're lucky your car tires weren't punctured in addition to the glue smeared on your side mirrors" Bobo thought, rolling his eyes. Hadn't he known from the day he watched that truth or dare movie, that he could recreate it in real life, that he would dare himself to do mischief, and get away with it? He had to admit that it had not been easy at first, clogging the school tap, putting toads in Miss Balewa's drawer, pouring grease into the school toilet, putting goat droppings in his form mistresses hand bag; no, it had not been easy, but with every prank his confidence grew so much that now, he could swear that he...